Cowboy Texting, Horse Texting

Cowboy Texting:

WTF - What To Fry
OMG - Order More Grits
FYI - For Y'all's Informayshun
HYH - Hold Your Horses
IFT - I'm Fixin' To
ITO - In The Outhouse
DTBA - Don't That Beat All
OTD - Older Than Dirt
CU - Cowboy Up!
GR - Gone Ridin'

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Bailey's (Horse) Texting:

FH - Feed Your Horses
DFT - Don't Forget Treats
BYHD - Brush Your Horse Daily
NNRB - Need New Round Bail
GYBOTTB - Get Your Butt Out 
                         To The Barn
NMH - Need More Hay
LGFATR - Let's Go For A Trail Ride
LYH - Love Your Horse
FMWB - Fill My Water Bucket
YHNNS - Your Horse Needs 
                                                                                                                                          New Shoes 

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